unscriptedmonologues:

Always reblog the Evil Giraffe

(via teacupsandmayhem)

  • spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  • french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  • german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
  • english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
  • gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  • polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
  • japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  • welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  • chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  • arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  • latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  • sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  • russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  • greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

pixalry:

The Venture Bros. Star Wars Mashup- Submitted by PJ Mcquade

Hank, Dean, Brock, Sergeant Hatred, Monarch, Morpheus, Henchman 24 and a bunch of the gang get STARWARS-ified!

Prints are now available for purchase through PJ’s Etsy Shop; each print sold comes with a free character as a 4” waterproof sticker! Also be sure to check out PJ on Tumblr and Twitter for more of his artwork!

coelasquid:

kilomonster:

monstersgardencomic:

Chapter 3, pgs 111 & 112: In which a knight in shining armor arrives.
[START @ THE BEGINNING] - [SUPPORT @ PATREON]

IT’S STILL MONDAY IN HAWAII YOU GUYS.

:0!

MORE MONSTERS GARDEN OMGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSS

coelasquid:

kilomonster:

monstersgardencomic:

Chapter 3, pgs 111 & 112: In which a knight in shining armor arrives.

[START @ THE BEGINNING] - [SUPPORT @ PATREON]

IT’S STILL MONDAY IN HAWAII YOU GUYS.

:0!

MORE MONSTERS GARDEN OMGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSS

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

kinopia:

"When I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swim".
I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.

kinopia:

"When I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swim".

I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.

(via incredulousbeliever)

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

(via blockchiken)

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.

dennys:

Everybody is playing this sweet game that just dropped. It’s an RPG where you create your own character and then travel from solar system to solar system looking for breakfast. It is your Dennystiny.